he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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