yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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