Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
A+ Viking dick
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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