I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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