By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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