OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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