Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
