I wanna passion pit in your ass
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You made out with two different species that night
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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