If i come over, it means nothing
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
foreskin is a definite game changer
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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