i can't believe i had my finger in that
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
