She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
