Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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