I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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