Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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Two words: blizzard sex
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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