Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You made out with two different species that night
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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