Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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