So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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