I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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