Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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