Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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