I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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