The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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