If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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