The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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