For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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