What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Randomize