i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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