i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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