Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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