Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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