even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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