I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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