I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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