My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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