Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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