at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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