i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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