I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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