Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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