He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
You work out of a Hotel?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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