Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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