it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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