need another drink. this is the easiest way
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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