is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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