would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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