They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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