So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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