why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
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I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The adults are the big ones right?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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