My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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