I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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