This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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