The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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