do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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