big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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