dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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